What do you see?

Do I wanna go to Anime Weekend Atlanta or not

We weren’t going to, since we were supposedly wedding planning. But since we postponed, I guess it’s a possibility.

Hm. If I can get some people to go in on a room with Casey and I and if Yaz and Naoto have me back for a fashion show, then why not.

realitylapse-theminiseries:

I grew up on what y’all call struggle food.

Olive Garden was 5 star dining to me and my fam.

lopsidedown:

teenagemormonlesbian:

no but seriously

i cry so much that like

mcdonald’s should hire me to salt their fries with my tears

But then the customers are unhappy because their fries are soggy. You start crying harder. The fries are completely waterlogged. Your supervisor comes up to you: “Liam we’re gonna have to let you go.” You start to cry even harder. The whole place drowns.

niggawitdreadz:

dementorkissmycooch:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

I ate an entire can of pineapples about 4 hour ago and the smell is seeping through my pores

Guys I’m scared what if this never goes away

At least your vagina juices will be sweet.

What are you talking about Malika Im a man with a penis

fancifullauren:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post